A Template For Family Christmas Tree Cutting Success

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December 18, 2025

A Tale of A Farm Christmas Not Too Long Ago

"We grabbed all four boys (yep we had another one :) ..... and with a hard 1 hour deadline before we had to be somewhere else we set out. 

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Aided by the knowledge that we needed to find a tree and fast, I set off in the truck for an area of the farm I had never looked for a tree in before....

Well finding a tree underneath the water hydrant in the field was admittedly very unlikely but we had to make an emergency stop after Levi (who was sitting on my lap) deposited a fermented version of the milk he had slurped over the last 3 hours or so down my hands.....

Having washed off Levi's contribution to the adventure, we continued on and thankfully found a tree rather swiftly afterwards. 

The discussion about the tree in question went something like this - Mariah, Judah and Ephraim in rapid conversation about how the tree was or was not too small and about how it probably wasn't any smaller than previous trees.....

Me - pointing out this tree was the largest one we had ever considered and might not fit through the doorway. 

After several minutes of discussion, I took initiative and began cutting down the tree. The noise of the chainsaw drowning out the sobs of "Daddy that tree's too small!"

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You will note that the top of the tree is not visible in the picture.....

Guessing it might touch our tall ceiling in the house, I actually cut about two feet off of the bottom of the tree - to the sounds of even more tears, wailing, and great consternation. 

Haha, that last cut was also important when it came to getting it on the truck - it was almost too large for the truck bed and I could barely flip it onto the back - for some reason there was a lack of volunteers to help lift "the smallest tree ever onto the back."

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The highly concerned members of the family had calmed down some as we drove back to the house and thankfully the tree did fit through the front door - just barely :)

And it didn't quite touch the ceiling!

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Afterwards the boy in question who was crying because the tree was too small came to me and apologized of his own accord..... as he strolled away he commented " that's the biggest tree we have ever had!"

He was right. It was probably 2-3x bigger than the previous biggest tree! 

Next year I'm thinking something knee high. There was a little tree that would fit the bill over by the hydrant......"


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